How Long Does My Animator Contract Last For?

 

Like many other programs, our Animator program is not free and will set you back around £999.99 plus 80% VAT (excl. admin fees), which we regard as a steal, considering the amount of technology that we have literally thrown at this software - you will not find a better deal anywhere else on this page. When you buy from us, you will receive a contract that will last until you die and will require no extra payments unless we release a new patch, in which case the money you have already paid will be subtracted, multiplied and then added at a reduced rate of 16% unless it is a Wednesday in which case you will only pay 13% of your initial deposit on your first down-payment, except when it is a full moon upon which you will have to pay your monthly payments. Think of it this way - say you lease an Audi, but didn't pay the first payment, you would then pay the second payment with value added tax except if you didn't, at which point you would be refunded the difference and then pay back half of the original double cost. With one simple payment you will have all you could ever need to create the finest animation your tender eyes have ever glanced upon. So good your eyes might just bleed. We do not cover instances of bleeding eyes in our insurance policy.

 

This will happen if you do not keep up with your monthly payment.